Out of the Holding Cell and Into the Trial

In the last two weeks that I have spent in this place
I have been preparing for the upcoming case
I have no TV; it was purchased by a powerful corporation
As a janitor’s bonus for working for a whole year’s duration
The last thing that I saw was on that station full of dreck
Which was a negative ad showing people watching Shrek
And then getting hauled off to jail because of what they chose to view
Then the anchor said, “If you hate America, that’s what happens to you
Since the best way to release frustration isn’t through laughter
But 'Sending our common enemies into the hereafter'"
Then he added, “If you must watch an amusing animated video
I recommend such titles as Dumbo and Pinnochio”

This is my last day in this room of sorrow
My trial finally begins tomorrow