How does one advertise a giant poem?

As the people of Earth plan for the day
I highly doubt any one of them will say
"The best way to spend my extra free time
Is to read a sixty page story in rhyme"

Why bother to read when there is TV
So lazy mind's eyes will not have to see
And overworked people will not have to think
And can drown their corporate sorrows in drink

Not to mention the fact that it doesn't exist
In a form holdable by what can form a fist
It's a whole lot of scrolling that has to be done
For something unknown to almost everyone

Where's the solution? Is anyone reading?
Who has the connections I need for succeeding?
Where have all the mavericks gone? I guess they work alone
With more cooperation less worthy works would be unknown

But the way not to support my advertising needs
Is probably in a blog that I believe no one reads