Yet Another Disastrous Failure

Nincompoop:
You should be called Fakespeare my sources say you didn’t write your own stuff
I almost tried to read it in school but my dog ate it. And then he went ruff ruff
I have a dog. And my dog could write better poems than you.
I bet you’re scared like I’m a ghost. Heh Heh. Boo.

Literary Legend:
You think you’re Caesar but you’re like Macbeth
Motivated primarily by greed –
You make people all over the world bleed
To cover for your mistakes that caused death
Of U.S. citizens there are a pleth-
Ora who are very surprised indeed
At how much you have managed to succeed
After decades with liquor on your breath
So far you’ve been a six summers’ nightmare
Neglecting problems if they are at home
While trying for empire like ancient Rome
You must know it’s evil and just don’t care
It is hard to believe but it is true
Claudius was more fit to rule than you


Pastoral Poet:
Two men declared they were candidates
One Democrat and one GOP
Neither one seemed to, be that great
I wished that those two would share the fate
Of not winning the presidency

For debate one was well prepared
He knew his facts and kept his cool
But the other one seemed confused and scared
And changed the subject each time there
Were topics not about faith or school

One was a hero in Vietnam
Then returned and was against war
The other sent kids off to fight Saddam
Although thanks to the husband of his mom
He never had to see that kind of gore

My eyes were swelling as if to cry
As to his loss one did admit
If only I could still vote, then I
I’d pick the one more qualified
The USA chose the idiot


The challenger was sweaty, looking tense
And said nothing of much consequence

What happened next was a test of priority
Would someone owing power to the Moral Majority
Challenge the one whose name gives them their authority?

Ever unwilling to back down from what he set out to achieve
Yet fully unprepared for the task, he said Jesus was naïve
For not spying on every friend foe and acquaintance that he made
And insisted that otherwise Judas probably wouldn’t have betrayed
Jesus, and then Jesus unleashed his full repertoire of verbal skill
Most onlookers looked impressed – the President looked ill