The Trouble With TIFKAA

As an example against evil
He proved more worthless than Ramen since
TIFKAA turned on the people
Who had propelled him into prominence

He helped make them persecuted and ostracized
Just because they wouldn’t proselytize
And as would be expected, I objected
But he refused to let himself be corrected
Although I helped him out when he could not reproduce
He started flipping out and calling me “the deuce”
The same one who tried to kill me once – yet I forgave him
Yet he still won’t forgive me for refusing to cave in
To his insistent irrational immoral behavior
And he made up stories saying that he’s a soul saver
And that I am his foil – sadistic and vicious
But I’m okay being the opposite of possibly the most pernicious
Person ever, now despite being easier to reach
Than TIFKAA, he’s the one who gets beseeched
To do everything religious people want – since now people fear me
And think my home is too hot to go anywhere near me
So I have ample time to make my domain
A place for maximum pleasure and minimum pain

I wish that there could be, but alas there is not
Enough room for all good people to get a spot
As since it’s too hard to tell who was the most venerable
All the new spots in hell go to the most memorable
Except for some saved to create fake corpses that seem to be
Real so people don’t see their dead are gone and trace it to me

Now you have learned what cannot be uttered above the ground, ever
Keep quite and good luck in all future well-intentioned endeavors