ENC Wins A Challenge

This afternoon the “evil robot” was on a real news show
Demanding that the Elephant News Channel had to go
Someone seemingly possessed by something Satanical
Sprinted onto his set and said the director was mechanical
And therefore had to expire – that’s what Elephant News told him
Luckily, before the gun was fired, security was able to hold him,
Disarm and remove him, but everyone there had quite a scare
And it could happen again if ENC continued to be so unfair
Since free speech is good, but stability requires silence
When the speaker is lying and trying to incite senseless violence

The chairman of the FCC
Was also there, but didn’t agree
Since if the Onion’s right to exist was respected
Then the ENC should also be protected
Then the film director said the Onion doesn’t encourage violent acts
To with the FCC man replied, “This is America, face the facts
It’s a culture of violence – Elephant News is as American as can be
So trying to silence it is treasonous, and a terribly bad idea”

The film director left the room as fast as his fat frame would take him
I felt things would probably get worse soon and hoped I was mistaken

I’d rather not think about the situation’s implications
I’d much rather be in denial
I’ll read myself to sleep with a book on litigation -
Something that should help me with the trial