Jesus

But he didn’t have his own wife, and he couldn’t borrow mine
And the kid would need a good mother to pass as divine
And to him a good mother was one of virtue
By his definition, that required her to
Have maintained fidelity in spite of strong temptation
Such as the case of one woman within the Hebrew Nation

Her name was Mary, and she had just married Joe
When the army arrived and said he had to go
And fight against the Romans – there was no time for waiting
And certainly no time for marital consummating

Many men made advances, but they had the chances
That ants have when wrestling cows
Her hormones said yes, but they had no success
Since she needed to honor her vows

And because of her purity, it was quite a poor idea
For Tifkaa to force fornication
And she could not be convinced to make an exception for God since
She believed that that wasn’t his way of creation
Nor was it a good plan to reveal that she worshipped a human man
That fact could shatter her civilization
He asked for a clue as to what to do
I gave one and he displayed indignation

He said that after the spat he had with Onan about that
To heed my advice would make him a hypocrite
I said he could use my seed if he could not do the deed
He agreed if I’d give him the credit

So I snuck around and did what had to be done
So that TIFKAA could claim that he had a son
And you can get a good idea of what went on
In the books of Mark, Matthew Luke and John
But those books are lacking, quite intentionally
Explanations of how Jesus’ miracles came to be