Judge Dreadful

Judge

In case any of you are suffering from blindness
I’m not the last judge – that one was spineless
And too concerned with liberal values like kindness
His judicial activism was really quite mindless
And because his actions were not very smart
The last magistrate was reassigned to Wal-Mart
Minimum wage, nothing more, is what he shall receive
That he deserves less is what everyone should believe
We shall defeat the socialist idea of minimum pay
With the blue state secession, it can’t be far away
Anyway, I have heard something that has made me extremely distraught
My fellow patriot tried to share some thoughts, but the last judge fought
To silence him – that is the kind of censorship we don’t need
I want to hear it – counsel for the prosecution, please proceed

Prosecution

Thank you, you are truly America’s friend
Now here are the words that I recently penned:

I'm proud to live in the U.S. of A.
Where we love God and country and never go astray
Some parts were kind of wimpy but they all chose to leave
They thought we would miss them but we will not grieve
Because in the North lots of the blood is blue
I think that is pretty gross. Don't you?
Here it's red and boiling
That's why many of us are toiling
In battlefields with guns we wield
To depose evil oil kings
And spread the word of the man who turned water to wine
To those confused souls who have been told the divine
Powers scowl every time they eat swine
And we'll spread democracy even if it takes centuries
And if they don't like it? Well everyone can't be pleased
We do what we want since we can and we will
And if you don't agree then you ought to be killed